Saturday, November 19, 2011
1. Never go out of your way to help some one. There is a good chance that you will we the one left helpless in the end.
2. It is highly important to possess the ability to say a bland "no", else you will not get time to remind yourself that you did not breathe for the last two seconds.
3. Never try to be humble. That is mistaken as stupidity.
4. Never try to correct some one, or tell some one some thing that you know to enrich their knowledge, because if you do so you are acting over smart.
5. Never say the truth. Even if you do you are a liar because every one has a version of the story that saves their neck.
6. Never trust the one looking the most trustworthy. Chances are that it is a very well used camouflage and you actually are the prey.
7. Never do some one a favor. It gives others a chance to people to say, " look how easily i made her do my work. Don't you see i am a genius!!"
8. Do not try to talk to some one with a broad smile. If the person is of the same gender then you are so very trying to use their company, and if of the opposite, then you are either flirting or are genuinely interested in getting into a relationship.
10. If some one cracks a joke on you you are acting so pricey to be furious over such a little thing. But if you do so you are ill mannered enough to be prosecuted.